diff --git a/apps/desktopgui/bundle-messages.sh b/apps/desktopgui/bundle-messages.sh
index 22b6038ce..957199923 100644
--- a/apps/desktopgui/bundle-messages.sh
+++ b/apps/desktopgui/bundle-messages.sh
@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ then
 fi
 
 # on windows, one must specify the path of commnad find
-# since windows has its own retarded version of find.
+# since windows has its own version of find.
 if which find|grep -q -i windows ; then
 	export PATH=.:/bin:/usr/local/bin:$PATH
 fi
diff --git a/apps/i2psnark/java/bundle-messages.sh b/apps/i2psnark/java/bundle-messages.sh
index c301622ed..033e1195b 100755
--- a/apps/i2psnark/java/bundle-messages.sh
+++ b/apps/i2psnark/java/bundle-messages.sh
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ then
 fi
 
 # on windows, one must specify the path of commnad find
-# since windows has its own retarded version of find.
+# since windows has its own version of find.
 if which find|grep -q -i windows ; then
 	export PATH=.:/bin:/usr/local/bin:$PATH
 fi
diff --git a/apps/i2ptunnel/java/bundle-messages-proxy.sh b/apps/i2ptunnel/java/bundle-messages-proxy.sh
index 6ee98f314..8ffdc5a9e 100755
--- a/apps/i2ptunnel/java/bundle-messages-proxy.sh
+++ b/apps/i2ptunnel/java/bundle-messages-proxy.sh
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ then
 fi
 
 # on windows, one must specify the path of commnad find
-# since windows has its own retarded version of find.
+# since windows has its own version of find.
 if which find|grep -q -i windows ; then
 	export PATH=.:/bin:/usr/local/bin:$PATH
 fi
diff --git a/apps/i2ptunnel/java/bundle-messages.sh b/apps/i2ptunnel/java/bundle-messages.sh
index 9d38feebb..a8769f0dc 100755
--- a/apps/i2ptunnel/java/bundle-messages.sh
+++ b/apps/i2ptunnel/java/bundle-messages.sh
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ then
 fi
 
 # on windows, one must specify the path of commnad find
-# since windows has its own retarded version of find.
+# since windows has its own version of find.
 if which find|grep -q -i windows ; then
 	export PATH=.:/bin:/usr/local/bin:$PATH
 fi
diff --git a/apps/ministreaming/java/bundle-messages.sh b/apps/ministreaming/java/bundle-messages.sh
index 37d9ae465..062deb2c8 100755
--- a/apps/ministreaming/java/bundle-messages.sh
+++ b/apps/ministreaming/java/bundle-messages.sh
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ then
 fi
 
 # on windows, one must specify the path of commnad find
-# since windows has its own retarded version of find.
+# since windows has its own version of find.
 if which find|grep -q -i windows ; then
 	export PATH=.:/bin:/usr/local/bin:$PATH
 fi
diff --git a/apps/routerconsole/java/bundle-messages-countries.sh b/apps/routerconsole/java/bundle-messages-countries.sh
index aea6bf753..38bd5d186 100755
--- a/apps/routerconsole/java/bundle-messages-countries.sh
+++ b/apps/routerconsole/java/bundle-messages-countries.sh
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ then
 fi
 
 # on windows, one must specify the path of commnad find
-# since windows has its own retarded version of find.
+# since windows has its own version of find.
 if which find|grep -q -i windows ; then
 	export PATH=.:/bin:/usr/local/bin:$PATH
 fi
diff --git a/apps/routerconsole/java/bundle-messages-news.sh b/apps/routerconsole/java/bundle-messages-news.sh
index e794d775c..01bf73402 100755
--- a/apps/routerconsole/java/bundle-messages-news.sh
+++ b/apps/routerconsole/java/bundle-messages-news.sh
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ then
 fi
 
 # on windows, one must specify the path of commnad find
-# since windows has its own retarded version of find.
+# since windows has its own version of find.
 if which find|grep -q -i windows ; then
 	export PATH=.:/bin:/usr/local/bin:$PATH
 fi
diff --git a/apps/routerconsole/java/bundle-messages.sh b/apps/routerconsole/java/bundle-messages.sh
index 90a8a391a..d6e44060d 100755
--- a/apps/routerconsole/java/bundle-messages.sh
+++ b/apps/routerconsole/java/bundle-messages.sh
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ then
 fi
 
 # on windows, one must specify the path of commnad find
-# since windows has its own retarded version of find.
+# since windows has its own version of find.
 if which find|grep -q -i windows ; then
 	export PATH=.:/bin:/usr/local/bin:$PATH
 fi
diff --git a/apps/sam/c/src/sam.c b/apps/sam/c/src/sam.c
index d95355885..d3ed8b78d 100644
--- a/apps/sam/c/src/sam.c
+++ b/apps/sam/c/src/sam.c
@@ -1173,9 +1173,6 @@ samerr_t sam_winsock_cleanup()
  */
 samerr_t sam_winsock_startup()
 {
-	/*
-	 * Is Windows retarded or what?
-	 */
 	WORD wVersionRequested;
 	WSADATA wsaData;
 	int rc;
@@ -1292,7 +1289,7 @@ const char *sam_winsock_strerror(int code)
 			return "This is a nonrecoverable error";
 		case WSANO_DATA:
 			return "Valid name, no data record of requested type";
-		/* None of this shit compiles under Mingw - who knows why...
+		/* None of this compiles under Mingw - who knows why...
 		case WSA_INVALID_HANDLE:
 			return "Specified event object handle is invalid";
 		case WSA_INVALID_PARAMETER:
diff --git a/apps/sam/perl/SAM.pm b/apps/sam/perl/SAM.pm
index 54ffdc048..04b6d8eca 100644
--- a/apps/sam/perl/SAM.pm
+++ b/apps/sam/perl/SAM.pm
@@ -758,7 +758,7 @@ sub recv {
 	# this means we can load more. Dangerous loop but well...
 	
 	while(length($self->{inbuffer}) < $self->{bytestoread}) {
-	  # this should definately end some day
+	  # this should definitely end some day
 	  $counter++;
 	  if($counter > 10000) {
             $self->log("Error: SAM::recv(): WTF, could not fill inbuffer as predicted by SAM header");
diff --git a/apps/susidns/src/bundle-messages.sh b/apps/susidns/src/bundle-messages.sh
index b16b59878..02b13080b 100755
--- a/apps/susidns/src/bundle-messages.sh
+++ b/apps/susidns/src/bundle-messages.sh
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ then
 fi
 
 # on windows, one must specify the path of commnad find
-# since windows has its own retarded version of find.
+# since windows has its own version of find.
 if which find|grep -q -i windows ; then
 	export PATH=.:/bin:/usr/local/bin:$PATH
 fi
diff --git a/apps/susimail/bundle-messages.sh b/apps/susimail/bundle-messages.sh
index bb57c9bea..115aafe72 100644
--- a/apps/susimail/bundle-messages.sh
+++ b/apps/susimail/bundle-messages.sh
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ then
 fi
 
 # on windows, one must specify the path of commnad find
-# since windows has its own retarded version of find.
+# since windows has its own version of find.
 if which find|grep -q -i windows ; then
 	export PATH=.:/bin:/usr/local/bin:$PATH
 fi
diff --git a/core/java/src/net/i2p/client/I2PSessionImpl.java b/core/java/src/net/i2p/client/I2PSessionImpl.java
index ca193f77f..597c0af36 100644
--- a/core/java/src/net/i2p/client/I2PSessionImpl.java
+++ b/core/java/src/net/i2p/client/I2PSessionImpl.java
@@ -60,7 +60,7 @@ import net.i2p.util.VersionComparator;
  * only one thread should send messages at any given time
  *
  * Public only for clearCache().
- * Except for methods definied in I2PSession and I2CPMessageEventListener,
+ * Except for methods defined in I2PSession and I2CPMessageEventListener,
  * not maintained as a public API, not for external use.
  * Use I2PClientFactory to get an I2PClient and then createSession().
  *
diff --git a/history.txt b/history.txt
index dee09afc2..79b0fdfd3 100644
--- a/history.txt
+++ b/history.txt
@@ -1,3 +1,9 @@
+2015-02-12 dg
+ * Job Queue/stats: add stat/graph for amount of scheduled jobs (router.tunnelBacklog)
+ * FloodfillMonitorJob:
+   - Use avg of router.tunnelBacklog instead of current backlog
+ * Some language/spelling fixes
+
 2015-05-11 zzz
  * Util: Fix corruption of cached ReusableGZIPInputStreams
 
diff --git a/installer/resources/locale/bundle-messages.sh b/installer/resources/locale/bundle-messages.sh
index bd4d5ab01..d49b553b0 100755
--- a/installer/resources/locale/bundle-messages.sh
+++ b/installer/resources/locale/bundle-messages.sh
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@ then
 fi
 
 # on windows, one must specify the path of commnad find
-# since windows has its own retarded version of find.
+# since windows has its own version of find.
 if which find|grep -q -i windows ; then
 	export PATH=.:/bin:/usr/local/bin:$PATH
 fi
diff --git a/router/java/src/net/i2p/data/i2np/TunnelDataMessage.java b/router/java/src/net/i2p/data/i2np/TunnelDataMessage.java
index bac9b5b3f..ce47e6aac 100644
--- a/router/java/src/net/i2p/data/i2np/TunnelDataMessage.java
+++ b/router/java/src/net/i2p/data/i2np/TunnelDataMessage.java
@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@ public class TunnelDataMessage extends FastI2NPMessageImpl {
     
     public final static int MESSAGE_TYPE = 18;
     public static final int DATA_SIZE = 1024;
-    /** if we can't deliver a tunnel message in 10s, fuck it */
+    /** if we can't deliver a tunnel message in 10s, forget it */
     private static final int EXPIRATION_PERIOD = 10*1000;
     
     private static final ByteCache _cache;
diff --git a/router/java/src/net/i2p/data/i2np/TunnelGatewayMessage.java b/router/java/src/net/i2p/data/i2np/TunnelGatewayMessage.java
index 7952c6df0..b25e3fccc 100644
--- a/router/java/src/net/i2p/data/i2np/TunnelGatewayMessage.java
+++ b/router/java/src/net/i2p/data/i2np/TunnelGatewayMessage.java
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ public class TunnelGatewayMessage extends FastI2NPMessageImpl {
     //private Exception _creator;
     
     public final static int MESSAGE_TYPE = 19;
-    /** if we can't deliver a tunnel message in 10s, fuck it */
+    /** if we can't deliver a tunnel message in 10s, forget it */
     private static final int EXPIRATION_PERIOD = 10*1000;
     
     public TunnelGatewayMessage(I2PAppContext context) {
diff --git a/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/Router.java b/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/Router.java
index e7e8db67e..c7db5040b 100644
--- a/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/Router.java
+++ b/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/Router.java
@@ -642,7 +642,6 @@ public class Router implements RouterClock.ClockShiftListener {
             File f = new File(filename);
             if (f.canRead()) {
                 DataHelper.loadProps(props, f);
-                // dont be a wanker
                 props.remove(PROP_SHUTDOWN_IN_PROGRESS);
             } else {
                 if (log != null)
diff --git a/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/networkdb/kademlia/FloodfillMonitorJob.java b/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/networkdb/kademlia/FloodfillMonitorJob.java
index 6ea216545..a8a3cbf05 100644
--- a/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/networkdb/kademlia/FloodfillMonitorJob.java
+++ b/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/networkdb/kademlia/FloodfillMonitorJob.java
@@ -160,7 +160,9 @@ class FloodfillMonitorJob extends JobImpl {
         // For reference, the avg lifetime job lag on my Pi is 6.
         // Should we consider avg. dropped ff jobs?
         RateStat lagStat = getContext().statManager().getRate("jobQueue.jobLag");
+        RateStat queueStat = getContext().statManager().getRate("router.tunnelBacklog");
         happy = happy && lagStat.getRate(60*60*1000L).getAvgOrLifetimeAvg() < 25;
+        happy = happy && getContext().tunnelManager().queueStat.getRate(60*60*1000L).getAvgOrLifetimeAvg() < 5;
         happy = happy && getContext().tunnelManager().getInboundBuildQueueSize() < 5;
         // Only if we're pretty well integrated...
         happy = happy && _facade.getKnownRouters() >= 400;
diff --git a/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/tasks/CoalesceStatsEvent.java b/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/tasks/CoalesceStatsEvent.java
index 817847835..2ac5c5e9c 100644
--- a/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/tasks/CoalesceStatsEvent.java
+++ b/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/tasks/CoalesceStatsEvent.java
@@ -39,6 +39,7 @@ public class CoalesceStatsEvent implements SimpleTimer.TimedEvent {
         ctx.statManager().createRateStat("router.activeSendPeers", "How many peers we've sent to this minute", "Throttle", new long[] { 60*1000, 5*60*1000, 60*60*1000 });
         ctx.statManager().createRequiredRateStat("router.fastPeers", _x("Known fast peers"), "Throttle", new long[] { 5*60*1000, 60*60*1000 });
         ctx.statManager().createRateStat("router.integratedPeers", _x("Known integrated (floodfill) peers"), "Throttle", new long[] { 60*1000, 5*60*1000, 60*60*1000 });
+        ctx.statManager().createRateStat("router.tunnelBacklog", _x("Size of tunnel acceptor backlog"), "Tunnels", new long[] { 60*1000, 5*60*1000, 60*60*1000 });
         _maxMemory = Runtime.getRuntime().maxMemory();
         String legend = "(Bytes)";
         if (_maxMemory < Long.MAX_VALUE)
@@ -68,6 +69,7 @@ public class CoalesceStatsEvent implements SimpleTimer.TimedEvent {
         getContext().statManager().addRateData("bw.sendRate", (long)getContext().bandwidthLimiter().getSendBps());
         getContext().statManager().addRateData("bw.recvRate", (long)getContext().bandwidthLimiter().getReceiveBps());
         
+        getContext().statManager().addRateData("router.tunnelBacklog", getContext().tunnelManager().getInboundBuildQueueSize(), 60*1000);
         long used = Runtime.getRuntime().totalMemory() - Runtime.getRuntime().freeMemory();
         getContext().statManager().addRateData("router.memoryUsed", used);
         if (_maxMemory - used < LOW_MEMORY_THRESHOLD)
diff --git a/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/util/PriBlockingQueue.java b/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/util/PriBlockingQueue.java
index ac2cf8563..7a46741c8 100644
--- a/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/util/PriBlockingQueue.java
+++ b/router/java/src/net/i2p/router/util/PriBlockingQueue.java
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ import net.i2p.util.Log;
 
 /**
  *  Priority Blocking Queue using methods in the entries,
- *  as definied in PQEntry, to store priority and sequence number,
+ *  as defined in PQEntry, to store priority and sequence number,
  *  ensuring FIFO order within a priority.
  *
  *  Input: add(), offer(), and put() are overridden to add a sequence number.
diff --git a/router/java/test/junit/net/i2p/router/tunnel/BatchedFragmentTest.java b/router/java/test/junit/net/i2p/router/tunnel/BatchedFragmentTest.java
index f3ac2747b..3cc09e582 100644
--- a/router/java/test/junit/net/i2p/router/tunnel/BatchedFragmentTest.java
+++ b/router/java/test/junit/net/i2p/router/tunnel/BatchedFragmentTest.java
@@ -131,7 +131,7 @@ public class BatchedFragmentTest extends FragmentTest {
      */
     public void runBatches() {
         //success += testBatched(1, false, false, 1024, false, false);
-        // this takes a long fucking time
+        // this takes a long long time
         for (int i = 1; i <= 1024; i++) {
             testBatched(i, false, false, 1024, false, false, 1024, false, false);
             testBatched(i, true, false, 1024, false, false, 1024, false, false);